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Post by ibogaine on Jun 10, 2015 8:10:19 GMT
To be performed by bluealf (akaSupaCoolNinja) at the next trust roadshow
I know a chap, he's Andy Lapp,
Does an interview and wears a sh*t hat but
He's not a tw*t, he's Andy Lapp,
He's good at business and so is his cat
Chorus:
Bring him back, that Andy Lapp
Nixon and Jenkins: enough of yo crap
Bring him back, that Andy Lapp
Nixon and Jenkins: enough of yo crap
He's done his maths, he's done the sums,
He's leading the local business consortium,
No dodgy sheikhs, no foreign bums,
We want our affable Cumbrian
Chorus:
Bring him back, that Andy Lapp
Nixon and Jenkins: enough of yo crap
Bring him back, that Andy Lapp
Nixon and Jenkins: enough of yo crap
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jumpforfun
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Post by jumpforfun on Jun 10, 2015 8:48:10 GMT
Well that really is something else.....
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Post by mullen103 on Jun 10, 2015 9:15:58 GMT
I don't think even I would sing that
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orfc
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Post by orfc on Jun 10, 2015 9:19:34 GMT
It needs some choreography, that's for certain, and probably 4 people signing and dancing
I know a chap, he's Andy Lapp, (1 step forward)
Does an interview and wears a sh*t hat but (point to head)
He's not a tw*t, he's Andy Lapp, (1 step backward)
He's good at business and so is his cat (bend down, pretend to stroke pretend cat)
Chorus:
Bring him back, that Andy Lapp (cross arms in front)
Nixon and Jenkins: enough of yo crap (point to front)
Bring him back, that Andy Lapp (spin on spot)
Nixon and Jenkins: enough of yo crap (point to arse)
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Post by champagnesupernova on Jun 10, 2015 9:22:36 GMT
Think of the publicity this could generate. You only need about 35 downloads to get to no. 1 in the charts these days, right?  |
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Post by dancingbear on Jun 10, 2015 10:26:46 GMT
Wonder what The Grun is doing nowadays?
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Post by CarlisleReiver on Jun 10, 2015 11:50:29 GMT
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zebby
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Who wants to be a billionaire....i do..i do
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Post by zebby on Jun 10, 2015 13:56:36 GMT
brilliant!!!!
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Post by ibogaine on Jun 10, 2015 17:19:59 GMT
Can anyone lend use of their garage for one evening to film the video. Bluealf's youth club have broken up for the summer so he's pretty much available whenever. laffy - you in? You could add weight to your CUFC chairman credentials by proving your ability to drop a rhyme. If so, pls bring along cat and hat |
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Post by mashiniblick on Jun 10, 2015 17:42:25 GMT
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Post by bellevueboy on Jun 10, 2015 19:34:42 GMT
Andy Lapp, Andy Lapp
Andy Lapp and his clever Laal cat....
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Post by bluealf on Jun 10, 2015 21:11:56 GMT
What a silly man I can't even rap,
BTW if supercoolninja was a name from the other board you are having a mistaken identity crisis, I have never been registered on that board.
bluealf is the only name I use.
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Post by ibogaine on Jun 11, 2015 5:44:16 GMT
It's your rap name you wally.
Who ever heard of a rapper called Alf?
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stb
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Post by stb on Jun 11, 2015 7:59:05 GMT
The consortium rhyme is excellent. Bravo.
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Post by bluealf on Jun 11, 2015 8:34:22 GMT
It's your rap name you wally. Who ever heard of a rapper called Alf? I will give it a go then... |
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Post by dancingbear on Jun 11, 2015 8:52:47 GMT
WTF Alf?. That could have scarred me for life. That lass looks about 12.
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Post by bluealf on Jun 11, 2015 9:50:18 GMT
I forgot about her, just remembered the song off radio 1 a few years back, also the dj looks like the little fella that was mugged in Newcastle and got a new house out of it.
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Post by bluealf on Jun 11, 2015 9:58:36 GMT
The lass (yolandi Vi$$er) is 31yo now so was 25yo at the time of that video, I wouldn't look at any of the other videos lol
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Post by daviejones on Jun 11, 2015 11:54:22 GMT
Seen them live at Leeds, I left when they both stripped down to their underwear.
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Post by bluealf on Jun 11, 2015 12:31:17 GMT
prude  |
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Post by daviejones on Jun 11, 2015 12:48:12 GMT
It was partly that and partly the fact they were completely sh*te. The guy's haircut and tattoos were very 'cheeky Nandos'.
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wukkie
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Post by wukkie on Jun 11, 2015 13:53:56 GMT
Have you approached the ticket office bewers yet for the video?
Laffy has to turn up with a big fur coat also.
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