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Post by ibogaine on Jun 5, 2015 16:56:41 GMT
Hi Phil, Firstly, welcome to our grand club. As you're new to the scene you might not know me, but I'm one of the club's main fans and therefore speak with some authority. You've no doubt come on here to try and get an idea of what the CUFC faithful are after. And no doubt you will have seen archive material DVD fever has truly taken hold. But as a man quite new to CUFC, you may be unsure just what to mine from our rich seams of footballing gold. So I've done a bit of brainstorming and come up with a few ideas you might wanna use for the first run: - Thrills, Spills and McGills - a compilation of crossing mishaps
- Roca's Shockas - some of the lowlights from minor club legend Carlos' all too short time in a blue shirt
- Beharall Gold - self explanatory
- Metal Detecting with Peter van der Kwaak
- Lapping's Trappings - Would be owner Lappo talks us through all the stuff he's bought with all his wedge. Bonus material could include the really fancy hat he bought with the money he was planning on using to buy the club.
Let me know what you think in due course
Best
Ibogaine
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Post by lufbrablue on Jun 5, 2015 17:25:58 GMT
Trundle with rundle. Adam takes us on scenic tours of clubs his dad claimed were keen to sign hima
Shaving Ryans privates - ryan baldachinno talks male shaving down below
Wide a wake club - brian wake recalls the time roddy may him stay awake through an entire dvd of riverdance or else he was gonna make him run to gretna.
Free billy. Chris billy talks about his free transfer and how the paddock loved him.
Smurfs uncut. Neil mcdonald and five smurfettes indulge in a night of.........
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Post by ibogaine on Jun 5, 2015 18:16:29 GMT
Holy Soley - a compilation of Steve Soleys goals scored in cathedral cities
Birth-day - Mervyn Day re-enacts his own emergence from the womb
Kelly and Shelley's kipper melee - Darren and Brian batter each other with smoked fish
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Post by melbourneblues on Jun 5, 2015 18:22:14 GMT
Doubting Thomas- A compilation of Rods conquests (well the legal ones)
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Post by studavo38 on Jun 5, 2015 18:53:52 GMT
Brilliant- delaps mishaps throwing himself from CUFC to premiership!
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Post by mashiniblick on Jun 5, 2015 19:19:45 GMT
Cheeky Banter - A day in the life of a Carlisle United footballer. Follow Lee Miller and some of the current squad for a Cheeky Nando's, get some more ink on their sleeve tatt's at Mike's, straight to the barbers for a gay quiff, spend a couple hour in the bookies, all before Tweet asking their followers 'Which box sets to watch' that evening? #bants
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Post by ronbacardi on Jun 5, 2015 19:38:32 GMT
Cheeky Banter - A day in the life of a Carlisle United footballer. Follow Lee Miller and some of the current squad for a Cheeky Nando's, get some more ink on their sleeve tatt's at Mike's, straight to the barbers for a gay quiff, spend a couple hour in the bookies, all before Tweet asking their followers 'Which box sets to watch' that evening? #bants Attachments:
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Post by mashiniblick on Jun 5, 2015 19:52:58 GMT
Last Of The Summer Twine - Nixon & Steve Patt push Andrew Jenkins in a bath tub down a hill.
Postcards from Portugal - spin off of the above where JN & AJ visit the Algarve for the end of season AGM. Nixon struggles to turn the tele on in their room and AJ p1sses the bed.
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Post by ibogaine on Jun 5, 2015 20:40:26 GMT
Three hours gone and no response. Looks like we've got another Nixonite on our hands....
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Post by jumpforfun on Jun 5, 2015 20:47:55 GMT
Holmes under the hammer - Derek discusses his love of metalwork.
Westwood Ho - Take a tour of North Devon with the Eire Stopper.
McKellar's Cellar - We sneek a peek at David's fine collection of beaujolais.
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Post by chesterviabothel on Jun 5, 2015 20:50:49 GMT
Dry Stone Walling - Dean takes us on a tour of his favourite dry stone walls of northern England.
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Post by treguard on Jun 5, 2015 21:04:34 GMT
Tony Galley-more. Tony Gallimore provides advice on maximizing space in small kitchens.
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Post by chesterviabothel on Jun 5, 2015 21:20:16 GMT
Keen as Mustard - Peter travels the world in the search of the best condiments.
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Post by chesterviabothel on Jun 5, 2015 21:26:14 GMT
Marshall's Law - Ben discusses the finer details of property law with Fred Story.
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Post by chesterviabothel on Jun 5, 2015 21:30:05 GMT
Murray Mints - Glenn and Adam forge commemorative coins of the conference play off winning squad.
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Post by jumpforfun on Jun 5, 2015 21:30:07 GMT
Building Bridges - Home makeover show in which Michael showcases new and exciting renovation projects
Chummy with Lummy - friends and celebrities join Chris on the sofa to discuss good times.
Hackney Carriage - Take a ride in the back of Simon's taxi.
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Post by treguard on Jun 5, 2015 21:32:14 GMT
Archdeacons - Owen Archdeacon is interviewed by senior clergy about his time at Celtic.
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Post by chesterviabothel on Jun 5, 2015 21:34:21 GMT
Valentine's Day - a day in the life of Peter Valentine.
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Post by jumpforfun on Jun 5, 2015 21:37:58 GMT
Ode to Joyce.... (sorry blatant Half man half biscuit rip off..) - Luke sings his favourite choral tunes.
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Post by treguard on Jun 5, 2015 21:38:21 GMT
Hoolickin Hooligan - Steve and Lee infiltrate the BCF in a hard-hitting documentary.
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Post by chesterviabothel on Jun 5, 2015 21:38:31 GMT
Dean or No Dean - blindfolded contestants try to identify Dean Walling and Dean Bouzanis from a line up, by touch alone.
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Post by jumpforfun on Jun 5, 2015 21:39:43 GMT
Gavin and Tracey - dodgy remake of the hit comedy starring Mark and Richard.
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Post by chesterviabothel on Jun 5, 2015 21:41:05 GMT
Taylor Made - Cleveland Taylor shows off his extensive collection of Airfix models from the 80's.
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Post by jumpforfun on Jun 5, 2015 21:42:02 GMT
Dobie does Dallas - Scott's travel show takes him to the lone star state.
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Post by chesterviabothel on Jun 5, 2015 21:45:47 GMT
Watson Telly - Andy Watson decides what to watch on Darren Kelly's massive telly.
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Post by kangshung on Jun 5, 2015 21:48:47 GMT
The Never Ending Story - Championship_Piglet hosts a 'Panorama' style investigation into Big Fred's influence at the club...
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Post by chesterviabothel on Jun 5, 2015 21:49:21 GMT
Kevin's Sandwith - Kevin discusses the hard-hitting subjects of lunch and speech impediments.
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Post by chesterviabothel on Jun 5, 2015 21:57:05 GMT
Sunday Morning Fryatt - Matt chats about the week's news over a fry-up.
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Post by cufcmike on Jun 5, 2015 22:00:40 GMT
The Price is Right. Jason Price hosts his version of the popular 90s game show.
Riversdance. Mark Rivers delivers a demonstration on irish dancing. Featuring Twinketoes Brendan McGill performing an elegant version of Swan Lake.
Hartebeat. Ian Harte becomes a Police Officer in the 1960s, using his phenomenal ability of taking free kicks to hunt down criminals.
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Post by cufcmike on Jun 5, 2015 22:08:44 GMT
50 shades of Gray. 50 bewers partake in sexual intercourse with Kevin Gray. None of them live to tell the tale.
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